2012-11-19

grapecape: (so unfortunate)
2012-11-19 10:16 am

005; pokevideo

[The video starts very abruptly, with a screeching, enraged Sandslash yell.

The camera waves around wildly, and the murmur of a television can be heard behind a loud clattering noise as the Gear is thrown around. It finally comes to a halt, pinned against the ground with a Sandslash glaring down into it, hissing.

The video is coming from the inside of an inn room, and if you listen closer, it's obvious that the television in the background is turned to the Vermilion tournament. A Munna floats overhead, squeaking worriedly, but a louder hiss from the Sandslash makes her flee into an offscreen corner of the room.

To most humans, of course, the rest will sound like a whole lot of Pokemon screaming, but for those who can understand:]


What the hell, what the hell, what the hell?! What gives?? What's up with that, huh?! [She sputters incoherently, jabbing a claw in the direction of the television, then waving the outstretched claw around and slamming it back onto the ground by the camera.] Why do they get to be up there? I want to go there! I'll fight! I'll rip them apart!

[The Gear goes flying again as she thrashes once more in rage, swatting it against a wall.] Stupid, stupid trainer! Wild things are no fun! If I don't get to fight I'll just sit and rot! [More incoherent yelling, then she turns back to the Gear, quickly changing tacks and addressing all the Pokemon out there.] Stupid! I know you're all out there! Don't get cocky! I'll trash this trainer and then you'll all go down!!

[There's a snarl from offscreen, and a Luxio slams into the Sandslash, bowling her over with his own indignant yells ("You're the stupid one!"). The rest of the video is a few seconds of several Pokemon crying in alarm while the two fight noisily, before a Xatu seizes up the Gear, runs to a quieter corner of the room, and shuts it off to prevent further embarrassment.]


[[ooc: Ondorus is not involved in this post at all, and replies will come from various members of his team depending on when people respond. If anyone wants to contact him about this afterwards, they'll have to ping him directly via appointments.]]