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[Today's broadcast comes from the interior of the Goldenrod Breeding Center House, where Ondorus has settled himself down in the living room. The fire is crackling warmly in the hearth, and a Luxray is rolling slowly on the ground in front of it, soaking up the heat from all angles like a giant kitty rotisserie.
'Tis the season.]
Winter is the cold month of the year. It belongs to the blue spirit and the element of water, and it masters rare minerals and hardy plants. It favors mountains and highlands, and shies away from the tropics and other places ruled by summer.
It also seems to be a time for camaraderie and goodwill, in Johto and elsewhere. A time of harsh conditions, reminding us how we depend on and are depended upon by our fellow creatures - to share what we have, and reconnect with our community.
[...he sounds (and sort of looks) a little sniffly. Three guesses who spent too much time out in the snow this week?]
I have two things to ask. First, there are a number of Pokemon in the Goldenrod Foster Home at this time; Pokemon whose trainers have departed from Johto, leaving them here with the hope that another trainer will step up to take care of them. I encourage anyone who has the resources to care for another Pokemon to investigate the Foster Home, especially in this season of charity.
And the second. If you leave with me a name and location to deliver to and some description of your likes and dislikes where food is concerned, I'll send a small Christmas gift. You may respond privately, of course, and the gift comes entirely free of obligations.
Have a very happy holiday, everyone.
[The video ends, but the post isn't over - added on to the end is a text portion with simplified and travel-friendly versions of these recipes.]
'Tis the season.]
Winter is the cold month of the year. It belongs to the blue spirit and the element of water, and it masters rare minerals and hardy plants. It favors mountains and highlands, and shies away from the tropics and other places ruled by summer.
It also seems to be a time for camaraderie and goodwill, in Johto and elsewhere. A time of harsh conditions, reminding us how we depend on and are depended upon by our fellow creatures - to share what we have, and reconnect with our community.
[...he sounds (and sort of looks) a little sniffly. Three guesses who spent too much time out in the snow this week?]
I have two things to ask. First, there are a number of Pokemon in the Goldenrod Foster Home at this time; Pokemon whose trainers have departed from Johto, leaving them here with the hope that another trainer will step up to take care of them. I encourage anyone who has the resources to care for another Pokemon to investigate the Foster Home, especially in this season of charity.
And the second. If you leave with me a name and location to deliver to and some description of your likes and dislikes where food is concerned, I'll send a small Christmas gift. You may respond privately, of course, and the gift comes entirely free of obligations.
Have a very happy holiday, everyone.
[The video ends, but the post isn't over - added on to the end is a text portion with simplified and travel-friendly versions of these recipes.]

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[The camera just drops, and there's a lot of fumbling for a minute or so before it's righted. It's either propped against something or being held by someone else now, because Olivia the Xatu is currently leaning against Ondorus' back and pouting as much as a Xatu can appear to pout. Ondorus himself looks a little bit amused.]
It was a good question. By now...I'm not really sure what to think, where Johto is concerned.
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[Worthy of apology, is what it is. Even here she can't escape being a source of discord, huh?]
Did you ever...want to be human?
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[He would never wish for the Univir to not exist, but every now and then he thinks about what life would be like if they still lived among the humans somehow...]
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Humans and monsters live together here and nobody thinks it should be the other way.
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I would fight too if I could. It's...weird not to.
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Maybe it's good for them.
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...try to avoid them. They're hard to identify when they're not causing trouble, but...keep it in mind.
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What do they want to do with their power? [Since she's already heard of monsters at least twice as large as powerless humans.]
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[They're all the same people here. Zero sense made.
She supposes this is why humans have war, anyway.]
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It would seem there's more than enough wealth in this world to go around, after all. Natural and otherwise.
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Whatever the reason, Team Rocket is trouble. Be careful.
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