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Hello Johto this is Olivia and I am a Xatu and I am bored! My trainer is busy and I have enough boring free time to type all of this

THATS A LOT OF TIME

TYPING IS HARD WITH ONLY TWO TOES

My toes are beautiful the way they are but it would be nice to have more.

So Im practicing typing and spelling because Ive got nothing better to do. you can ask questions on this and people will answer them right? Ill think of some

What are some good books or movies? I finished everything I have.

If there are bird pokemon out there that can use the pokegear we should talk. Ive only met a few others that aren't wild. it stinks.

How do you get butterfree silk off of fabric? its all stuck and gross and i want to use this blanket. water doesn't help it just makes it stick even grosser.

Is there anything to make typing easier? I don't know what kind of thing just anything. this took so long and my feet hurt.

If this ends up being boring I will be so mad. thats twnety minutes im not getting back

[[ooc: replies from either pokemon or trainers are fine! she'll probably swap to video for pokemon; her feet will hurt enough tomorrow as it is...

of course, she's hanging around the goldenrod breeding center house. so is her trainer, though he's been holed up in his room a lot more than usual... olivia must rectify this by being exceptionally social! after this post goes up she can be found in the living room, lying on her back on the couch, laboriously replying to comments with the pokegear clutched in her feet and her "thumb" talons tapping away at the buttons. ondorus can be found at work for the day, and otherwise...is sitting in his room all day, working on something. jeez. all olivia replies will come from

capemon!]]

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[that is the creepiest thing in the world...]

What does bweep boop mean?

Of course I cant go in the gear. Its not a pokeball!

[There was a smudge. Now it's gone! Melody also drops a berry on the nearby table.]

A LOref?

[A berry? Is this for me?

(No reply yet, Raven. These birds are otherwise occupied.)]

[Of course it's for you. It's supposed to be a kind you like, Melody nicked it from Raven's backpack earlier.]

[...(omg)

w-well

hey what do you think of the pokegear? look, i can type on it! wanna see? you can see the screen if you sit on my head, which you can do by the way i won't mind....]

[Melody thinks Raven doesn't know how to make friends with people, let alone Pokémon, so she figured she would try instead. Considering her own feet, unsuited for the text function on the gear, she shakes her head and settles on a cushion instead.

Sorry friend, you have no hair to nest in.]

[...ohh. that's kind of sad. is that why she's so quiet?

...OH CRAP speaking of which, gotta pick this back up and -]

Sorry. I mean even more than usual. and hes been in his room a lot which is the weird part.

[No, she's quiet because humans are strange. And she just watches them all be strange.]

Maybe he's looking for a way to get those birds free.

Maybe. I dont know. when I talk to him he acts like everythings okay.

[Raven notices something then.]

Melody's out there. [With Olivia. ...Maybe she prefers the company of other actual birds?]

She brought me a berry.

Does that...mean something?

Its a nice thing to do. What do you mean?

Never mind.

[Chirp. Giving certain gifts is a human-culture thing that is supposed to mean the gift-giver cares about you. So, yeah, it does mean something but...the regular something.

See, Olivia, she told you humans were strange.]

Do you communicate with your trainer like this as well? [ he wonders if he can expect his Natu to do this as well when she evolves... he's not sure he'd know how to deal with it. ]

[Ohhh that thing. Ondorus talks about that too. They sure do make a big deal out of it, huh...

...not that she doesn't like the berry! The berry is very nice. She likes it. Thank you.]

Where are you?

I use telepathy to talk in person! My trainer taught me how to read but I cant write because I dont have fingers. Were working on that.

Have you been able to since you were a Natu? My companion is a Natu but she hasn't spoken to me that way. [ should he worry about her development? ]

Yes. I used it less at first but we kept talking and I got used to it.

Youre lucky, Natu are wonderful. [bias what bias]

She's a very special girl. [ to put it mildly. ]

Should I be worried that she hasn't spoken to me at all? [ is he getting pokemon advice from pokemon? ...then again isn't that more useful than getting advice from people? ]

[See one: Weavile reclining in an arm chair, one of his hands clutching a teacup, while the other holds a three-inch thick book.

When he opens his mouth, he speaks not in Pokémon language but human speech... or as close to it as he can accomplish at this stage.]

I could recommend severar books, though I'm not sure if they'd appease your interests. My personayr tastes are a bit... macabre, I'm afraid.

[Sip.]

Though I suppose I could fetch one of the birds. Highwind in particuyar cood awrways use a bit more sociayization in his yife.

Plus, he's awrfarry stuffy.

_{[It's been awhile since he's been able to get his grubby hands on Heather's PokeGear. But he's always been in the wings. Watching. Waiting.]

[And now? THIS IS HIS CHANCE.]

[He snatches it up the moment Heather's back is turned.]}

U R A BIRD

WHO DO U THINK U R, BIRD TOES ARE UGLEE AS FUKK U IDOIT

FUKK U

also if u heat da blanket up liek over a heater grate r somthn itll dry out n fall rite off

ur welcum

_{[THIS HAS BEEN: HELPFUL ADVICE FROM SLIGHTLY THE GENGAR]}

HELLO OLIVIA! I AM TOAST JAM! NICE TO MEET YOU! YOU ARE A XATU, CORRECT?

Edited 2013-02-10 15:58 (UTC)

[The mention of birds couldn't escape the attention of the team that consists almost solely of those-- and so the video feed turns on, showing a Murkrow, a Chatot (which Olivia may or may not remember as the RUDE BIRD ON THE INTERNET!!1), a Swellow, another Murkrow, this time smaller and of the shiny kind, and more in the background, an Altaria and a Skarmory. There seems to be some commotion going on before the first Murkrow lifts a wing to silence the rest and addresses the Xatu on the 'Gear.]

Birds, you say? You're lucky, then! There's more than one bird to talk to over here!

[Unable to just sit in the back for any longer, the Altaria leans over closer to the camera and chirps happily:]

She says she's a Xatu, right? Just like Kalut? That's soo cool! Let's be friends!

[The Swellow gives her a look and quickly reprimands her.]

Not so fast, Shura; I understand your excitement, but you can't just proclaim any bird you meet your friend right away, you need to get to know them first--

Geez, Alizé, will you chill the fuck out at last?

NOT WITH THIS TONE, OROSHI!

[As the Swellow and Chatot continue to argue, the shiny Murkrow shakes her head a bit.]

And they say I'm a kid... Guys, you could at least wait until you're not on the video with this!

[Finally, figuring there's no point in hoping for them to make up anytime soon, the Skarmory approaches the camera.]

Pay them no mind; I apologize for my companions' terrible behavior. If there something in particular you wished to discuss, Miss Olivia...?

Is she shy?

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