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Hello Johto this is Olivia and I am a Xatu and I am bored! My trainer is busy and I have enough boring free time to type all of this

THATS A LOT OF TIME

TYPING IS HARD WITH ONLY TWO TOES

My toes are beautiful the way they are but it would be nice to have more.

So Im practicing typing and spelling because Ive got nothing better to do. you can ask questions on this and people will answer them right? Ill think of some

What are some good books or movies? I finished everything I have.

If there are bird pokemon out there that can use the pokegear we should talk. Ive only met a few others that aren't wild. it stinks.

How do you get butterfree silk off of fabric? its all stuck and gross and i want to use this blanket. water doesn't help it just makes it stick even grosser.

Is there anything to make typing easier? I don't know what kind of thing just anything. this took so long and my feet hurt.

If this ends up being boring I will be so mad. thats twnety minutes im not getting back

[[ooc: replies from either pokemon or trainers are fine! she'll probably swap to video for pokemon; her feet will hurt enough tomorrow as it is...

of course, she's hanging around the goldenrod breeding center house. so is her trainer, though he's been holed up in his room a lot more than usual... olivia must rectify this by being exceptionally social! after this post goes up she can be found in the living room, lying on her back on the couch, laboriously replying to comments with the pokegear clutched in her feet and her "thumb" talons tapping away at the buttons. ondorus can be found at work for the day, and otherwise...is sitting in his room all day, working on something. jeez. all olivia replies will come from

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[Hello there Xatu, you're getting a message and very fuzzy video from a Rotom - the path back to Violet is showing, in fact! Though it's video, text is coming out. And yes, all that formatting is Spark's doing. Including the smilies.]

WooooOOOOww! That is a loooooot of words! Bweep!
I am not a bird, but I can fly! I know two birds. They are bigger and stronger then me. :(
Most of the other Pokemon are, and since my kind do not evolve, it is rather sad. It makes me feel Frost-color.

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Sorry, I got distracted! :)

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are you inside the gear??

Yes, yes, yes I am! I am a Rotom, and we like staying inside electronics! :)
At least, I do! It's warm!
And my trainer doesn't know where I go! Hee hee hee!
It's a secret to everybody!

Bweep boop, you are outside it, right? I wonder if you can enter it? I wonder if it'll make you stronger?

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[Pokémon using the network... Now, that is an interesting idea. Noted, even.]

Perhaps you could find a tool to use? Xatu are Psychic/Flying, and I am sure with your assumed mastery of telekinesis similar to my Elgyem's own you will be able to properly utilize anything with time.

hmm I can dust tables with psychic but thats the smallest thing Ive tried. I dont know if I can make it small enough to push buttons, does that make sense? explaining psychic things is hard.

But Ill try. it would be more comftorble.

Tell me if it works. Elgyem is rather bored, at times, and I believe he would enjoy having a distraction in the form of talking to others in this world.

[Or, you know, used for sending out anonymous threats to the network in a spazzy, untraceable texting style. Normal things.]

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...wow, you type really well.

Ive been learning for a while so I certainly hope so!! thank you.

Do you communicate with your trainer like this as well? [ he wonders if he can expect his Natu to do this as well when she evolves... he's not sure he'd know how to deal with it. ]

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What a smart Xatu you are!!!

Thank you! Im a fast learner.

[...no shortage of ego on this one beneath the veneer of manners, apparently.]

[Given that she prefers Pokemon over people...]

Be sure to take care of your tired foot. Maybe you could type with your beak too!

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You can talk in humans' heads but you're typing instead?

I can only do that if theyre right near me.

What is Ondorus doing that makes him so busy?

[Also bored, a certain Swablu is fluttering around the place, investigating. Where are you, typing bird buddy?]

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[See one: Weavile reclining in an arm chair, one of his hands clutching a teacup, while the other holds a three-inch thick book.

When he opens his mouth, he speaks not in Pokémon language but human speech... or as close to it as he can accomplish at this stage.]

I could recommend severar books, though I'm not sure if they'd appease your interests. My personayr tastes are a bit... macabre, I'm afraid.

[Sip.]

Though I suppose I could fetch one of the birds. Highwind in particuyar cood awrways use a bit more sociayization in his yife.

Plus, he's awrfarry stuffy.

[holy leaping magikarps what is she listening to

it's kind of ridiculous and get you some Ls, man, but oh my god is that Pokemon talking

...is that Pokemon holding a teacup? good lord.

Only pokespeech here, of course.]

I don't really like spooky stories, but if it has new words for me to spell then I don't really care.

...How are you doing that?

A thesaurus is another arrternative, I suppose, ayyyrrrllbeit a far yess entertaining one.

As for how... months of practice. It isn't easy working from basic yowarls and forming coherent speech.

[But he's personally proud of his progress, really.]

_{[It's been awhile since he's been able to get his grubby hands on Heather's PokeGear. But he's always been in the wings. Watching. Waiting.]

[And now? THIS IS HIS CHANCE.]

[He snatches it up the moment Heather's back is turned.]}

U R A BIRD

WHO DO U THINK U R, BIRD TOES ARE UGLEE AS FUKK U IDOIT

FUKK U

also if u heat da blanket up liek over a heater grate r somthn itll dry out n fall rite off

ur welcum

_{[THIS HAS BEEN: HELPFUL ADVICE FROM SLIGHTLY THE GENGAR]}

[.....this is the rudest thing in the world o m g]

YOUR toes are ugly MINE ARE BEAUTIFUL

I BET YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TOES

YOU CANT SPELL

_{[Slightly is pretty much the walking incarnate of rudeness, and he REVELS in the outrage drifting off of that return text. MHMHMHMMM YES GOOD.]}

U DONT EVEN FUKKIN NO IF I HAVE TOES U GROSS BURDBAG U DONT KNO WHAT I AM

MAYBE IM ARCEUS SENDIN U A MESSAGE FRUM ON HIGH

SPELLIGN IS FOR LOSERS AND ALSO NERDS SO U R 1 OF DA 2 DONT EVEN DENY

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HELLO OLIVIA! I AM TOAST JAM! NICE TO MEET YOU! YOU ARE A XATU, CORRECT?

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[..."toast jam"?]

Thats right I am a Xatu. is your name really Toast Jam or are you making that up?

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[The mention of birds couldn't escape the attention of the team that consists almost solely of those-- and so the video feed turns on, showing a Murkrow, a Chatot (which Olivia may or may not remember as the RUDE BIRD ON THE INTERNET!!1), a Swellow, another Murkrow, this time smaller and of the shiny kind, and more in the background, an Altaria and a Skarmory. There seems to be some commotion going on before the first Murkrow lifts a wing to silence the rest and addresses the Xatu on the 'Gear.]

Birds, you say? You're lucky, then! There's more than one bird to talk to over here!

[Unable to just sit in the back for any longer, the Altaria leans over closer to the camera and chirps happily:]

She says she's a Xatu, right? Just like Kalut? That's soo cool! Let's be friends!

[The Swellow gives her a look and quickly reprimands her.]

Not so fast, Shura; I understand your excitement, but you can't just proclaim any bird you meet your friend right away, you need to get to know them first--

Geez, Alizé, will you chill the fuck out at last?

NOT WITH THIS TONE, OROSHI!

[As the Swellow and Chatot continue to argue, the shiny Murkrow shakes her head a bit.]

And they say I'm a kid... Guys, you could at least wait until you're not on the video with this!

[Finally, figuring there's no point in hoping for them to make up anytime soon, the Skarmory approaches the camera.]

Pay them no mind; I apologize for my companions' terrible behavior. If there something in particular you wished to discuss, Miss Olivia...?

[ooooooh myyyyyy gooooo-

...pretending rude birds on the network never happened

that wasn't me you can't prove it

this is not the psybird you are looking for

oh my goooooood]

Hello, everyone! [She flips upright on the couch and turns on the video, fluttering her wings excitedly.] I didn't think of anything, but it's nice to meet you all!

-Oh, wait, I have a question. Miss Shura, were you once a Swablu?

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