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Hello Johto this is Olivia and I am a Xatu and I am bored! My trainer is busy and I have enough boring free time to type all of this

THATS A LOT OF TIME

TYPING IS HARD WITH ONLY TWO TOES

My toes are beautiful the way they are but it would be nice to have more.

So Im practicing typing and spelling because Ive got nothing better to do. you can ask questions on this and people will answer them right? Ill think of some

What are some good books or movies? I finished everything I have.

If there are bird pokemon out there that can use the pokegear we should talk. Ive only met a few others that aren't wild. it stinks.

How do you get butterfree silk off of fabric? its all stuck and gross and i want to use this blanket. water doesn't help it just makes it stick even grosser.

Is there anything to make typing easier? I don't know what kind of thing just anything. this took so long and my feet hurt.

If this ends up being boring I will be so mad. thats twnety minutes im not getting back

[[ooc: replies from either pokemon or trainers are fine! she'll probably swap to video for pokemon; her feet will hurt enough tomorrow as it is...

of course, she's hanging around the goldenrod breeding center house. so is her trainer, though he's been holed up in his room a lot more than usual... olivia must rectify this by being exceptionally social! after this post goes up she can be found in the living room, lying on her back on the couch, laboriously replying to comments with the pokegear clutched in her feet and her "thumb" talons tapping away at the buttons. ondorus can be found at work for the day, and otherwise...is sitting in his room all day, working on something. jeez. all olivia replies will come from

capemon!]]

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[.....this is the rudest thing in the world o m g]

YOUR toes are ugly MINE ARE BEAUTIFUL

I BET YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TOES

YOU CANT SPELL

[..."toast jam"?]

Thats right I am a Xatu. is your name really Toast Jam or are you making that up?

...I'm not I'd call her shy. But she doesn't seem to speak much in general even in...pokemon language?

_{[Slightly is pretty much the walking incarnate of rudeness, and he REVELS in the outrage drifting off of that return text. MHMHMHMMM YES GOOD.]}

U DONT EVEN FUKKIN NO IF I HAVE TOES U GROSS BURDBAG U DONT KNO WHAT I AM

MAYBE IM ARCEUS SENDIN U A MESSAGE FRUM ON HIGH

SPELLIGN IS FOR LOSERS AND ALSO NERDS SO U R 1 OF DA 2 DONT EVEN DENY

You cant spell so you must be stupid and STUPID PEOPLE NEVER WIN. Wow I feel bad for you. Im sorry youre so stupid. I hope you get better :(

Edited (i'm good at not pressing enter at the wrong time) 2013-02-11 15:45 (UTC)

[ooooooh myyyyyy gooooo-

...pretending rude birds on the network never happened

that wasn't me you can't prove it

this is not the psybird you are looking for

oh my goooooood]

Hello, everyone! [She flips upright on the couch and turns on the video, fluttering her wings excitedly.] I didn't think of anything, but it's nice to meet you all!

-Oh, wait, I have a question. Miss Shura, were you once a Swablu?

THEN YOU ARE OF PSYCHIC TYPE, IS THAT RIGHT? UHM WELL MY REAL NAME IS PEST BUT PEOPLE TOLD ME IT WAS A BAD THING :(

Edited 2013-02-11 18:08 (UTC)

I CAN SPELL I JUST CHOOZ NOT 2 BCUZ THAT IS 4 SQUAREZ

_{[No, he absolutely cannot spell.]}

ANEEWAYZ 

IM SORRY UR SO UGLEE

UR AN UGLEE SQUARE

WOW

SO UGLEE

WOW

PREGNENT WOMEN SHULDNT EVEN LOOK AT U 

THEIR BABYS WOULD TURN OUT ROTTEN

I was thinking. These are my thoughts! They are my typing! This is my story!

[Spark doesn't know what the fuck's going on, really.]

I can go in the gear. What is a Pokeball?

My room here.

[The berry is nice isn't it? Melody likes arranging them in neat little piles.]

[Fear not, Olivia, Oroshi is kind of busy arguing his right (or lack thereof) to use the word "fuck" with Alizé there, so he might not even notice!

Meanwhile, the Skarmory steps to the side to give room to the Altaria, who's clearly eager to answer the question.]

Nice to meet you, too! [She ruffles her fluffy wings in excitement herself.] Yes! Yes, I was! And Big Sis Sola was one, too! And her kids! Though I think most of them have evolved already. Oh, and there's Jin, too! He's an Altaria already, but he used to be a Swablu as well!

[THERE. She looks rather proud to have named every single Swablu and/or Altaria she's met in her life, yo.]

[That was weird. And poetic. And weird.]

How dont you know?? Its the thing you can go into so your trainer can carry you and you dont have to walk.

[You can cook all kinds of delicious things from these. Or make juice out of them. Or dry them and keep them around because they smell nice. Berries are so great.]

What are you doing in there? Dont tell me youre buried in books too!

[holy leaping magikarps what is she listening to

it's kind of ridiculous and get you some Ls, man, but oh my god is that Pokemon talking

...is that Pokemon holding a teacup? good lord.

Only pokespeech here, of course.]

I don't really like spooky stories, but if it has new words for me to spell then I don't really care.

...How are you doing that?

Your eyes are broken and you should go to a doctor. and go hug an egg or something because its not healthy to have all those mean feelings. if youre mean to everyone youll always be alone and unloved :(

[Zero to passive-aggressive fury in half a minute.]

Edited 2013-02-16 21:15 (UTC)

[oh my god that's the saddest thing in the world...]

Yep thats right! What kind of Pokemon are you?

Wait do you mean thats what your trainer calls you? because thats just an insult! Toast Jam is a much better name, did you come up with it?

[She still thinks it's a terrible and stupid name but she's not going to tell that to the poor Pokemon...]

I AM A PORYGON ! SINCE YOU ARE A XATU SHOULD YOU NOT BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE GEAR WITH PSYCHIC POWER? YES I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT PEST IS NOT A NICE NAME :( A FRIENDLY SCYTHER HELPED ME PICK A NEW NAME AND I LIKE IT A LOT BETTER!

A thesaurus is another arrternative, I suppose, ayyyrrrllbeit a far yess entertaining one.

As for how... months of practice. It isn't easy working from basic yowarls and forming coherent speech.

[But he's personally proud of his progress, really.]

No. I'm resting.

[And a good thing too, she's been bouncing in and out of sickness since arriving and it's time she stopped trying to do work and just got over it already. In one esteemed partner's opinion.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

W   O    W

FUK U

ALL DA BITCHES LOV ME I HAVE LIKE A BILLION BPCHES

_{[Well, it's true that most of Heather's Pokemon roster is female, but most of them definitely do not love Slightly.]}

I AM A BICTH MAGNET

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